Today, me and gf where talking over Vc. And my dog decided it... - FML

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By "Les-Human678" - 17/01/2020 02:34

Today, me and gf where talking over Vc. And my dog decided it would be great to come over and sit right on my paperwork beside me that I need for work. He's only a puppy, he doesn't know what he's doing but didn't he go and piss all over it. I now have to try and work it all out b4 work at 8am. FML

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