Today, like most work days, I had my lunch in my car around 1030.... - FML

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By "eazyE995" - 15/04/2018 20:45

Today, like most work days, I had my lunch in my car around 1030. When I was on my way out of work around 230 I started to look for my keys but could not find them. I retraced my steps and found my keys still in my car's ignition. I left my car running the entire second half of my shift. FML

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