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By fallingstarr08 - 15/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Brazil
Today, it would be amazing to get a phone call saying, "Happy Valentine's Day, I love you." Except from your ex. Calling from jail. Who would ask for bail money if you accepted the call. FML.