Animals: Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked...

By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Saturday 21 February 2015 14:20

Today I'm a dog, descendent of the mighty wolf that lives in wintery forests, a relative of the husks, the famous sled-dogs of the snowy northern lands. My owner thought I couldn't handle a bit of snow and decided to carry me to my toilet-spot. He slipped, fell on me and broke my leg. FML

rieebee 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 14:05

That's awful, hope he has a speedy recovery.

Comments

greencurtains74 11

Saturday 21 February 2015 22:59

Once when I was a kid I saw a mom running with her baby in her arms, she slipped and the baby went flying....I never did find out if they were okay.

Twisted_Angel 17

Saturday 21 February 2015 23:28

Poor dog!! He must be tiny if you can pick him up. Hope he recovers quick.

SexyWildRednecks 17

Sunday 22 February 2015 2:24

Poor pup. And hopefully he will recover quickly. I'm sure you feel like shit and don't over feed him treats to show you are sorry. I'm sure he knows by now.

KLuke2015 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:26

You had one job...

idontknow8 8

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:50

idiot...just let him out...why tf did you pick him up..?

cathythecat 15

Sunday 22 February 2015 7:05

that's ruff!

james_galvin_ 5

Monday 23 February 2015 9:13

Lolin

4we5om3Girl 2

Sunday 22 February 2015 9:27

You deserved it coz you shouldn't have taken the dog out when it was snowing. Stay warm inside.

baegirl33 7

Sunday 22 February 2015 10:35

Everyone: "Is the dog gonna be ok?" Guys it sucks that the dog got hurt, I hate it too. The yelping the whining, you feel so bad. But still she said she broke the dogs leg, therefore he is fine. Op might have got a concussion or something worse, be happy she didn't. (or at least never said she did.) And she would feel bad, have to drive him to vet (which costs money for gas.) All over him having a full bladder. FYL and FHL op. Sorry :/