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Justanotherday

Today, it's my birthday. Not only did my girlfriend not buy me anything, I also found out when she said she was taking me out for dinner, she really meant that I was taking her out. FML

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AnthonyCS5 19

Let her go!

While that's thoughtless and a bummer - I hope she made up for it with special bedroom activities. If she didn't, kick her ass to the curb tomorrow - but not before tomorrow in case she has birthday plans you are not aware of yet.

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Comments (29)

Well, it's obvious what you should discuss at that dinner.

chevygirl 1

my birthday was Sunday, March 26. not only did my boyfriend not know, once I made the effort to go see him, he screamed at me because he wasn't home and proceeded to make me cry....then got angry at me for crying

Sydney Byrnes 7

that is mental abuse

chevygirl 1

Nothing I'm not used to, sadly.

That does not sound like a healthy relationship at all. Like the guy above me said... It is abuse. I would break up with the guy if I were you. He's probably one of those types who treats you like complete shit but then turns around and says they love you. But I could be wrong as I am not a stalker in any shape or form.

Happy birthday!

monyluv1 13

That's just being an asshole right there. Happy Birthday OP!!!! And maybe find a new girlfriend?

gold digger.. get out

oniontom 2

Poor man