Love Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool...

NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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dakid87 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:27

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:28

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

Random__Name_ 19

Wednesday 9 July 2014 2:09

That's messed up

jonesmik177 4

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:06

Maybe you should move

Kaylee_k16 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:22

Damn, that's ****** up

Happy_FairyTail 10

Sunday 27 July 2014 6:17

That's a bit far...

DoctorWhooves_ 6

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:10

That's just plain ****** up and rude. It angers me when people do that, even as a "joke"...

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 5:37

maybe they were gonna do it but changed their mind at the last second

The_Burrito_Guy 6

Tuesday 19 August 2014 4:10

Send them a brochure for a retirement home.

K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:56

Jeez...I would be inclined to throw the stool through their damn window!

Bozo_the_cat 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 6:02

What is an OP

junjunbun 28

Wednesday 6 January 2016 4:25

It might not be what you think OP! They might want you to kidnap someone!!!

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