Intimacy: Today, It marked the 10th day of my bestfriend not having her...

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By EpicMarkus - 09/03/2016 13:34 - United States - Lemont

Today, It marked the 10th day of my bestfriend not having her period. This might not seem like a bad thing, but her and I are both 15 and I might be the dad. FML.

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