Today in class, the teacher called my name. The whole class was...

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By phatvanballs - 20/12/2019 11:11 - Germany

Today in class, the teacher called my name. The whole class was quiet. He stared at me, seconds passed. Then he farted and said: „That's how I judge your performance."

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Sunday 22 December 2019 14:41

Your answer : "I hear you clear and loud, Sir !"

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Duc du V. 23

Sunday 22 December 2019 14:41

Your answer : "I hear you clear and loud, Sir !"

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