MilleeMacabre
United States
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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SpicyDuck 22
I'd be pissed.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?
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DontGuessMyName 5
Maybe he was sleepwalking or something. Or he has some sort of mental disease. Offer to take him to a psychotherapist and it may log his memory.
Powerage66 16
I've done this about 3 times, once at my girlfriends and the other 2 in my room. I was pretty drunk every time.
akstyle 3
Same with me but it only happened once! My girlfriend was pissed off! I was half a sleep! And still drunk!
csi_fml 19
Don't you know theirs a rule you never interrupt a man while he's peeing
jessherself13 21
Why are YOU cleaning up HIS piss? You should have made him clean it up.
kzai 16
What are you married too...?
jiraii 9
you should have rubbed his nose in it
tehdarkness 21
U keep your clothes on the floor?
MilleeMacabre 8
They had just been washed and folded and were in a laundry basket.
akstyle 3
I did this same thing before many, many years ago when I was in my mid 20's. it was after a long night of drinking! I was dreaming I was in the bathroom but I was standing up at the corner of the bed. Same thing but it was my girlfriend and I told her to shut up as well I am taking a piss. She was freaking out too, "THAT'S NOT THE BATHROOM"! LMAO
GoodLookingGeese 10
Did you at least clean after yourself?
MR_RODSQUAD 11
I've actually done this, but it was on my brothers computer chair. My dad thought I was possessed and started praying around the house.
Solipsist 12
Rub his nose in it "bad husband! Bad husband!"