MilleeMacabre
United States
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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SpicyDuck 22
I'd be pissed.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?
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fatlemonjefferso 8
I almost YDI'd you because you cleaned it up. Don't be his doormat.
wtffml1979 22
@136 might be distasteful, but still funny. I say that all the time. My wife just rolls her eyes now lol.
nolefan 15
I hate to admit it, but I've done the same thing, and my response was the same..except I had to clean the carpet hungover the next day...
badgirl00069 19
I agree with number 92 a Dan good woman will do whatever for her man
nicholasj96 9
You don't have to clean his piss, he's the one that peed . Smh
GemmaAnne 10
Hey OP my dad was really drunk went to the bar at 5 pm came back at 6 in the morning. And has tried peeing on the floor luckily my mom asked him what he was doing cause they were going to bed my dad was sleeping on the floor of course.…. Any way same situation :)
magnetic_aura 26
Why do YOU have to clean up HIS piss? Even if he doesn't remember the event, he should trust your recollection and fix the issue. Sorry, OP.