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Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

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MilleeMacabre 8

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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SpicyDuck 22

I'd be pissed.

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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tinysocks 11

I know this has been said, but i still can't seem to wrap my head around why you're cleaning up his pee, cause.....i love my hubby but drunk or sober, if he pisses anywhere but inside the bowl, he's cleaning it up....

luminos_ 9

Make him clean & wash your clothes, he's not a two year old.

truepanda 2

ummmm... LET HIM CLEAN UP WOULD U?

mattorama 15

Quite a lot of assumption making here. He could very well have been sleep walking, or took an Ambien, or something similar. Alcohol isn't the only thing that causes sleep walking and memory lapses.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol "shut up I'm taking a piss let me finish."

sierralem 3

Sorry, when I read the last sentence I immediately clicked YDI. Tell him to clean up his own mess. You have no right to complain when you don't expect him to clean up after himself. You've probably already set this precedent before by just cleaning up after him. Tell him to grow the **** up.

Ms_ValS 27

Silly OP. Why would you let him treat you like piss?

rokemay 10

I'm just confused as to why you had to rewash your clothes. If they were clean, what were they doing on the floor? Unless they were in a laundry basket waiting to be put away, but then I would have thought you would say he was pissing in the laundry basket, not the floor

Ameel_fml 19

I'm guessing she meant she had to rewash her clothes because she was wearing them while cleaning up his piss.

vettle 6

Lol I dump my clean clothes on the floor after taking them out. I don't have a laundry room to fold everything in a nice spot and getting to all the laundry in one day never happens.

asb818 14

I understand you wanting to clean up right away so the carpet or wood flooring doesn't get ruined, but why did you need to wash your clothes? Were they a mess all over the floor instead of a hamper?

Megan639 16

Why are you the one cleaning it up?