MilleeMacabre
United States
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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SpicyDuck 22
I'd be pissed.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?
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Comments (142)
disney_blonde 16
Why were your clothes on the floor?
megmichelle45 3
why the hell are you cleaning it up?
CharDee 15
Why did you clean? Let him clean it up!
wdd2 5
Something similar happened to me when I was 5 or 6, i sleep pissed in the trash can, let me tell you something, you do not want to be yelled awake by your dad while sleep pissing in the trash can, it can scare the piss out of youg.
thapora 8
Ummm no ur husband needs to clean his piss
Born2die 11
Well, have you ever tried stopping mid-piss?
osm1989_fml 6
My ex-husband always did that after a night of binge drinking. So glad he's my EX-husband.
ophel1a 7
my husband peed the bed once when he was tanked. JUST SAYIN, it could always be worse. ;P
NeinKittenz 20
You know... They used to use urine in toothpaste back in Ancient Rome.
Vanillanougat 14
True, but it's never been a very good floor polish.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Why were your clean clothes on the floor of your bedroom?