MilleeMacabre
United States
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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SpicyDuck 22
I'd be pissed.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?
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Comments (142)
horrorfield 6
Ydi for not making him clean up his own mess
kezzamumma 3
He has to clean up his piss wrf?
Sakura13_fml 11
"He has no recollection of this event." Sure he hasn't...
maszaros 9
If your clothes hadn't been on the floor they wouldn't have been peed on! Sounds like you're both a bit messy!
armyaggie 11
Was he drunk or just sleep-peeing?
ebrainer1 9
Get out, Bart! I'm piss!
The_F3rris 11
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on...
roeboat72 22
lol my cousin did this to me once but I was on the floor in a sleeping bag next to the spot where he pissed. It was in his bedroom too lol.
Omniprism 15
Make him clean it.
etishuman22 32
You could have put a pot under him. Then there would have been less clean up.