Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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Quick quick

By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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Kill it with fire

By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 06:00 - Germany - Moormerland

Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Fsd - 05/11/2008 07:35 - France

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

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Top of the morning to ya!

By Bored - 09/02/2023 02:00

Today, I set my alarm for AM instead of PM. Woke up at 5AM to realize I have nothing to do. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 18/05/2019 12:30

Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 4 March 2013 16:18

They Clock-blocked your sleep.

lilhellian 26

Monday 4 March 2013 16:14

Replace theirs with it in middle of night?:D

Comments

14avalentour 9

Monday 4 March 2013 16:18

This is a old one, I remember it

center 5

Monday 4 March 2013 16:18

Sounds great - you get awakened and some exercise at the same time.

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 4 March 2013 16:19

Haha. Replace theirs with a real, live rooster! **** a doodle doo motherfuckers.

Welshite 39

Monday 4 March 2013 16:22

Roosters crow at all times during the night, not just the morning. That's just my bit of useless knowledge. :)

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Monday 4 March 2013 16:54

17- And the problem is?

spiritfang11237 16

Tuesday 5 March 2013 9:20

28- I would not want to wake up multiple times at night to a rooster crowing in my parents room. of course my house walls are paper thin...

xmaximusx 12

Monday 4 March 2013 16:20

Wait till ya got to work for a living

mollyjbear23 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 8:45

perdix 29

Monday 4 March 2013 16:24

Is that your weekday wake-up time? They say waking up the same time every day is good for you. I don't do it, so let me know how it goes.

perdix 29

Monday 4 March 2013 16:29

Ah, a perfect time to start your trumpet practice.

gc327072 30

Monday 4 March 2013 21:56

No need for a trumpet when the African lady behind me has a pet rooster :l (and yes, African, not African-American)

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 4 March 2013 16:29

5AM is never fine.

MagicStallion 9

Monday 4 March 2013 16:29

Oh man, I really need one of them...

Geekyandproud 19

Monday 4 March 2013 16:35

If my parents done that I would murder them!! Oh wait they already have... FYL

hannaaaahr 33

Monday 4 March 2013 16:43

Geekyandproud? And still you write done instead of did..

hooligyn123 18

Monday 4 March 2013 17:53

Geeky is not synonymous with good grammar. Trust me. A rather surprising amount of geeks have an awful grasp of spelling and grammar.

hooligyn123 18

Monday 4 March 2013 17:57

To clarify that since my phone will not let me edit: I am a geek, and I am often surprised how bad my friends grammar and spelling can be.

perdix 29

Monday 4 March 2013 18:23

#25, 34, when someone talks about murder, you might not want to point out their grammar errors. I love the English language, but I'm not willing to die for the correct tense. (The misuse of "literally" is another story.)