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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 13:32 - New Zealand

Today I woke up to find my kitten had not only taken a massive shit in my shoe but then proceeded to walk through it and then all over my brand new white sheets and duvet...FML
I agree, your life sucks 53
You deserved it 9