Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find a "friend" posted pictures from a party...

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By anonymous - 18/01/2016 11:25 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I woke up to find a "friend" posted pictures from a party on social media. Guess who was the only one told the party was cancelled. That was the first time I've been invited anywhere since middle school. FML

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