Today, I woke up to a string of Snapchat images from my brother.... - FML

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By All In the Family - 12/11/2017 20:06

Today, I woke up to a string of Snapchat images from my brother. They were full frontal nudes meant for his lady love. Thanksgiving should be fun. FML

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Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:36

Wow, FML should have an emoticon that vomits.

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Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:36

Wow, FML should have an emoticon that vomits.

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