Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom...

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By Millie - 27/08/2019 01:19

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and forgot that I’d moved my bed around. I tried to get out of bed straight into a wall, banging my head real hard. Now I don’t want to sleep in case I have a concussion... FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 29 August 2019 14:52

Sleeping with a concussion is fine. New rules say let someone sleep.

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Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 29 August 2019 14:52

Sleeping with a concussion is fine. New rules say let someone sleep.

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