Intimacy: Today, I woke up hung over so bad, I was praying for the sweet... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2016 00:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up hung over so bad, I was praying for the sweet release of death. I turned my head and noticed I had company in my bed. Naked company. I was happy until she turned over. I almost threw up from looking at her. I felt too guilty to make her leave, so now we're out to lunch. Yay! FML.

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