Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML
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ChristinePi 36
It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL
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Welshite 40
Wait that's a nightmare? My nightmares consist of being cannibalized by zombies. Suck it up. Truth is, everyone reacts to scenarios differently. My most sorrowful dream was tearing a gummy worm in half. OP felt sad about scratching her pan. Respect that.
TheAtheistChild 10
Could be worse: you brought it back to the store and they wouldn't give you a refund/replacement.
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Comments (55)
cheflife 7
Ugh, you must be a cook. We just got new pans where I work and I'm treating them like my babies. That sounds like a horrible nightmare
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
This sounds like a FML my mom would post. She's crazy about her pots and pans.
worldclassrager 41
That noise is like nails on a chalkboard
drunk_in_love 18
Oh, the horror!
trey600rr 22
WTF! over...
sarsuela 29
I've had the same dream! When we bought our first (and expensive) non-stick pan we tried to be really careful while using it, hence the nightmares.
haleyxmusic 9
Are people really getting upset over someone comparing this to OCD? Don't be so uptight people. Have a laugh. It was a joke.
peelmeandsee 8
Waaah. Bring on the hipster clichés, but you're being a baby.
Epikouros 32
I've scratched a non-stick frying pan with a knife on purpose. I mean the bottom of the pan.
swag_king_455 9
It's a pan calm down