Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML
ChristinePi tells us more.
ChristinePi 36
It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL
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Welshite 40
Wait that's a nightmare? My nightmares consist of being cannibalized by zombies. Suck it up. Truth is, everyone reacts to scenarios differently. My most sorrowful dream was tearing a gummy worm in half. OP felt sad about scratching her pan. Respect that.
TheAtheistChild 10
Could be worse: you brought it back to the store and they wouldn't give you a refund/replacement.
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Comments (55)
swampbaby985 30
Monica Geller Bing?
conman531 23
I actually cringed when I read that
more4me 27
First World problems ;)
LolCandy 27
...for me it was a non-stick pot, and a fork. You aren't alone!
gabbywalliscool 5
My nightmares start out ok like a dance competition then turn into demons coming out of tables then when I tell me dream it doesn't come together to make any sense
leopard7364 3
how is that a ******* nightmare? that's not even scary
amisenho 11
Well, you won't be able to use it after it's scratched, due to leakage of non-stick chemicals into the food. Then, you'll have to go out and buy another one. THAT'S the scary part.
missijean11 8
You need a break!!!
Greenbear118 5
Sounds like a dream a chef would have. Are you a chef??
Grandmastasexy 14
Why was this a nightmare?
valdania 18
I suffer terrifying nightmares every night and sleep paralysis when I finally wake up. Your life doesn't suck if that's what you consider a nightmare
ChristinePi 36
Yes, because you totally know my life after one nightmare I had in which I couldn't even control how I felt.