Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML
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ChristinePi 36
It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL
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Welshite 40
Wait that's a nightmare? My nightmares consist of being cannibalized by zombies. Suck it up. Truth is, everyone reacts to scenarios differently. My most sorrowful dream was tearing a gummy worm in half. OP felt sad about scratching her pan. Respect that.
TheAtheistChild 10
Could be worse: you brought it back to the store and they wouldn't give you a refund/replacement.
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katt_is_here 24
Monica?
Scoiattolo 10
One night my boyfriend woke me up accidentally hitting me on the face. He was kicking and trembling and looked terrified, so I woke him up and asked him what the hell was dreaming. He uses to have terrific fantasy dreams -ufos, zombies, vampires and so on- so I was expecting something along the lines of someone trying to kill him. He was actually dreaming that the washing machine broke and all the water was coming out. You are not alone, OP.
classycoop 12
And this is an FML because....?
rabid_otaku 29
Sounds like my mom...
bobsanction 18
Sounds like a pretty legit thing to scream about. I get pissed as hell when people scratch my non-stick pans.
VancouverGuy89 9
Any chefs worst nightmare
sbarua219 17
I can see why that scared you
kotake 7
I've dreamed of being skinned alive, having to constantly commit suicide, and other things I'd prefer not to mention. The scariest nightmare I ever had, which woke me up paralyzed in fear with dread, is when I dreamt I spilled mac and cheese in my room despite my mom's no food in the bedroom policy. Which ones leave a lasting effect is weird :P
Shrllxx 13
You're Monica! (From Friends) ;)
cmac86 24
first world nightmares