Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my brother let us know his wife was in labour. I rang him a few hours later to ask how it was going. I wasn’t expecting him to switch to video chat to show me “The Miracle.” I now know what my sister-in-law's vagina looks like in the middle of birth. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, while eating breakfast in a hotel lobby, the woman next to me started playing an obnoxious clip of a baby’s high-pitched crying. The worst part is that my parents refused to let me do anything about it or step away from the loud noise, as they thought it would “embarrass the whole family.” FML
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, my sister ended punching my mother in the face. Blood just leaked everywhere and everything just went downhill. I'm so scared and traumatized from witnessing it. I can’t get the scene out of my head, can’t fall asleep, can’t stop crying, want to puke, want to yell. I just can’t anymore. FML
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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anonimeeeee_fml 18
At least they prepared you for when your woman gives birth. That won't seem so bad then.
Bliss391 7
Family movie night gone wrong!
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Comments (52)
DarthVader77 9
One word: vasectomy
Jharrist89 12
It's sad that you were forced to watch. You should only have to watch when it requires you to.
Daniel17rocks 5
Yo I've been in your shoes I know it sucks
smacky187 9
Technically they cant force you to do anything
perdix 31
#39, did you see "A Clockwork Orange?" There was a technique to force someone to watch something. They can "technically" force to to do things, but "legally" and "morally," they cannot. You should report them to the police or the local ethicist.
dead_insects 18
ludovico technique...
buddy51 23
OP they made you a part of the sisterhood! Soon you'll be wearing a red hat!!
Zebediabolical 45
How did they force you? If they didn't physically restrain you it's your own fault for not walking out. Or doing something disturbing to get them to throw you out. Like fake masturbating.
seniorchang 16
Sorry you had to bear such a slimy situation. If you were a little more pushy about it you could've just headed out and escaped that tight spot.
chuckcloninger 12
Forced? Which one of these women held the assault rifle on you? Geeze!
worldclassrager 41
Well depending on how many children you have you better get used to it...
Kuhu1993 21
Well buddy, thats how you came to the world anyway!