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By MaggieMay - 30/07/2016 00:00

Today, I went to work with the huge cold sore that blew up my lips. Now my coworkers quack at me and call me on the register phone just to say "Affleck" and hang up. FML!

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countryb_cth 38

Sunday 31 July 2016 11:38

I understand joking around with coworkers but sometimes things go way to far. By now my guess is its beyond annoying. Next time they do threaten to tell the manager. (no one likes to be a snitch however this is way past jokes between coworkers and is now just unprofessional.)

oodnanref 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:07

At least your name is not Ben.

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oodnanref 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 1:07

At least your name is not Ben.

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 31 July 2016 11:38

I understand joking around with coworkers but sometimes things go way to far. By now my guess is its beyond annoying. Next time they do threaten to tell the manager. (no one likes to be a snitch however this is way past jokes between coworkers and is now just unprofessional.)

toba122 12

Sunday 31 July 2016 21:49

I'm sorry but this is so funny, lmao.

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