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By cornboy - 21/01/2016 01:53 - United States - Ledgewood
Today, I went to visit an old friend who lives in a dangerous neighborhood. Within minutes of getting off the bus, I was mugged and stabbed. Where was I stabbed? The fucking asshole. That's right, three inches of stainless steel was forced straight up my rectum. FML.