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drstrnj United States

Today, I went to the military base to save $10 on a haircut. On the way out the gate, the glare of the sun blocked my view of a star barrier. Instead of saving $10 on a haircut I now owe a $500 deductible to fix my car. FML

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drstrnj 0

so because I am in the Army I can't use an Air Force Base to get a hair cut????

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ChairForce 0

There's a lot of people here who have no freakin idea what they're talking about. How does he not deserve the benefits? If he can get on base that means he is 1) a military member, 2) a military member's dependent, or 3) former military. Anyone else needs a military sponsor and a pass that their sponsor must get for them from the visitor's center. They don't just let anyone on base for a haircut. I can see how that goes: "Let me see your CAC card." "I don't have one. I'm only here for a cheap haircut." "Oh. Go right in, sir. Oh, but you should know that since you're not military your haircut will cost $3,000." Morons.

foolishworkerbee 0

well, you only owe $490 now.

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Comments (56)

fogrunner 13

I cut my own hair, own no car, and work 4 days a week. Ahhhhh.

Levitated 14

Next time, don't go there..

lameuser 23

Time to invest in sunglasses.

capnbzarr 43

If you can't see where you're going, then stop. YDI. Just be glad you didn't kill somebody.

deathhill3 40

So much for a cheap haircut.