Health: Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I... - FML

By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04

Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML

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Friday 28 April 2017 7:28

Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.

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Glowworm56 26

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Friday 28 April 2017 2:22

So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?

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Friday 28 April 2017 3:56

Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol

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species4872 19

Friday 28 April 2017 8:10

Tell us more, we're all ears.

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Friday 28 April 2017 20:07

Unlike OP!

HalfLit 17

Friday 28 April 2017 13:26

Well let's see I'm inclined to say YDI just because you said "a quick cut", so I'm wondering if you were rushing the hair dresser? Don't rush people with sharp objects.

foxesntea 22

Saturday 29 April 2017 8:34

A quick cut probably just means a trim, those should go by pretty quickly.

UOFreak07 8

Friday 28 April 2017 23:43

Lawsuit=big money

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Sunday 30 April 2017 0:35

This reminds me way too much of the time I got my dangly earring caught and it ripped out of my ear. It hurt like hell, I feel you op. :(

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Monday 1 May 2017 7:05

hope they offered you some Q-tips

Jose Colima 9

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Tuesday 2 May 2017 20:09

Like the whole ear?

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