'Earmeout!
Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML
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Pixiewolfe 46
Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.
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Glowworm56 27
So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?
yourwifelovesme 25
Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol
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species4872 20
Tell us more, we're all ears.
jkjorn 18
Unlike OP!
HalfLit 17
Well let's see I'm inclined to say YDI just because you said "a quick cut", so I'm wondering if you were rushing the hair dresser? Don't rush people with sharp objects.
foxesntea 22
A quick cut probably just means a trim, those should go by pretty quickly.
UOFreak07 8
Lawsuit=big money
RosesThorn17 7
This reminds me way too much of the time I got my dangly earring caught and it ripped out of my ear. It hurt like hell, I feel you op. :(
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
hope they offered you some Q-tips
Jose Colima 9
Like the whole ear?