Health: Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken...

By ouchie - 02/01/2010 05:26 - Canada

Today, I went to the drugstore to get supplies for my broken toe. Because of the swelling, I could only wear open-toed sandals on this cold day. At the store, a tall, heavy man in winter boots tried to get by me, and ended up stepping on the toes of my good foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By Mishti - 13/05/2018 15:00

Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By floff - 19/09/2017 04:30

Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML

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By badtoeday - 04/10/2021 05:00

Today, while shopping at a store, my big toe decided that it was deeply infatuated with my shopping cart wheel. So much so, it rammed itself straight into it. It took everything in me not to scream. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 12:57

At least he didn't step on the broken toe, or else that would have been way more painful

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:21

So, it wasnt ur broken toe... just wear the sandal on one foot and a winter shoe on the other

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thatevilguy666 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:25

thank goodness he stepped on your good toe. for s second i thought he was going to step on your bad one!. imagine how bad that would have been! lol

johnbob_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:35

dear god, imagine if he stepped on your bad toe? ewww, it would probably pop... ugh i just gagged a little

brandothemando 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:26

at least it was on it good foot?

halliebee22 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:53

well that reeeeeally sucks haha fyl

soozjw 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:58

Hmmm, wasn't there a very similar FML to this recently?

sweetbiotch88 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:13

WTF I don't remember typing that!

JBoyes09 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:09

Drugs for a broken toe? What a pussy.

skyttlz 32

Monday 20 September 2010 3:53

hey it probably hurts badly

teiso_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:13

At least he didn't step on your broken foot!

Spooksu 0

Monday 4 January 2010 18:42

Did he charm you head to toe??

theredone30 2

Monday 4 January 2010 19:28

who cares about looking weird, at least the author wouldn't get frostbite or worse on the good foot. Seriously, Y still DI

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