Animals: Today, I went to pat my dog at the base of her tail, but she...

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By lovely234 - 12/07/2016 19:32 - United States - Puyallup

Today, I went to pat my dog at the base of her tail, but she moved as I did so, and I accidentally smacked her right on her butthole. My hand was not clean when I pulled back, either. There was stuff on it. FML

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davidisin 14

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:22

Oh shit.

LadyPhantomhive 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 5:03

Ew, that's disgusting, OP! Be more careful next time!

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davidisin 14

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:22

Oh shit.

LadyPhantomhive 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 5:03

Ew, that's disgusting, OP! Be more careful next time!

19foxy81 8

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:28

I hope you were close enough to a sink so you could clean up quickly

will968 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:24

I smell shit now...

RosaMaravillosa 10

Wednesday 13 July 2016 11:27

eeeeeeeeeeeeew! wash your hands and bathe your dog. if she has lots of hair, maybe it's an idea to keep it shorter in that area so it stays clean.

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