Health: Today, I went to get minor surgery done. I have anxiety and a... - FML

By demideity - 08/12/2015 06:30 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I went to get minor surgery done. I have anxiety and a phobia of needles, so they gave me laughing gas. It gave me a panic attack. FML

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demideity 13

Tuesday 12 January 2016 21:14

OP here. I couldn't post for the longest time as I was having a problem authenticating my account. Anyways, I looked up the symptoms for anxiety vs panic attack. While I have general anxiety, I do indeed get panic attacks as well. My symptoms mostly match up with a panic attack.

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MagnusDeus 24

Tuesday 8 December 2015 18:21

Pretty soon they're going to have to result to knocking you out with a coconut.

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Tuesday 8 December 2015 18:04

That's nothing to laugh at

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Rababco 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:41

It's okay OP, I have a phobia of doctors and anything related to doctors, like being poked with needles so I have panic attacks from just thinking about going to the doctor. I even had such a severe panic attack during a doctor's appointment that I needed to escape so I ran into the bathroom and started crying.

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