Love: Today, I went to ask my boyfriend's bestfriend for relationship... - FML

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By brokenwonders - 29/04/2016 15:35 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to ask my boyfriend's bestfriend for relationship advice. Just to find out, his bestfriend is in love with me. FML.

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SweetestHeart93 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:12

this is why i dont try and ask my boyfriend's friends ANYTHING! end up finding out stuff you didnt intend to know. Does your boyfriend know about this by any chance???

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SweetestHeart93 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 4:12

this is why i dont try and ask my boyfriend's friends ANYTHING! end up finding out stuff you didnt intend to know. Does your boyfriend know about this by any chance???

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