Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a bridal shop to get fitted. After measuring... - FML

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By megs925 - 20/02/2016 00:50 - United States - Summerville

Today, I went to a bridal shop to get fitted. After measuring me, I was told not to "get discouraged if I needed about 3 sizes up" even though I'm a size 2. The 2 fit perfect but the saleswoman insisted I get a 4 because the 2 was "stretched from constant wear". FML

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