By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
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beacbum7 7

Maybe she wasn't interested so she tried to get you to dislike her?

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Mr_Mole 24

I'll have her instead then. There's nothing wrong with a down to earth girl that finds that funny.

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fullmetalmutt 2

thays my kind of girl. not afraid to fart and once home can have a fart off

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Techtacular 0

Funny, but disgusting. I wouldn't want to live around farts like that. That's just plain rude.

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saturnsonic 3

She's my kind of woman!!! ;)

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xxxviii 5

Marry that bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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80skid 15

There's nothing wrong with farting; everyone does it. But talking about how proud you are of your smelly fart, especially when you're on a DATE and when people are eating is just gross. I don't care if you're male of female, it's inconsiderate.

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botanyman 3

already she its cool enough to talk about it

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angel55033 12

Ummm everyone farts. Not sure how old you are but maybe she was testing your comfort level and can be honest with each other. If this is an fml for you I would say you're shallow. If that truly bothered you talk to her about it like an adult.

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Sandman366 6

Either A, be proud, or B, tell her you don't think you're right for each other. (Actually, that's kinda a good way of testing a relationship. It's all-or-nothing, but still interesting.)

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