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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 02:54

Today, I went on a lunch date with this girl I like. While we were ordering she commented she had celiac disease, also known as gluten intolerance. To impress her, I commented that I had celiac disease too. I ordered a beer with my meal and she said “I thought you had celiac disease?” FML

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