Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
Gotta love people without the balls to just tell you when something is bothering them or just not working for them!
seandoc 13
Just like the movies!
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Comments (92)
PhishloverA 14
Hey I think you posted on here before because I saw similar FMLs to this. You have very bad luck OP
lo39dell 10
Today, I went to dinner with this really cute girl that I liked. I went to the bathroom and barfed a lot! I didn't want to be Embarrassed so I left quickly without telling her.
PincessBoff 6
How many assholes HAVE you seen...? .-.
NonSenser 6
he didn't have the money to pay for the dinner :D
CeltyStark 3
can't believe you were left with the bill
CrazyManNo9 29
Didn't TheDrifter just tell you? Tie him down!!!
kingsian 15
Did he bail before the meal? If he did then good you got lucky. If he didn't GO GET YOUR MONEY!!!!
skyenoelle 15
Karma's a bitch. Don't worry, it'll come back to bite him in the ass someday.
Ozxkar 6
If someone is not capable of telling you how they really feel and instead run away like a coward...trust me you won. Be happy, things happen for a reason.
bluelagoon24 19
Why do people think bolting like this is a good idea?