Today, I went back to school after I was sick. When I came back,... - FML

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By BeastieHouse - 12/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went back to school after I was sick. When I came back, I found out that my assigned seat had been graffitied. It said my name, and, “Is a bitch”. All my friends say that I am the nicest person in school. Then, I heard someone talking about having revenge, because I asked for a pen. FML

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Gofuckyourself 24

Tuesday 12 February 2019 15:36

Some people are super petty. Trust me, it'll sting now but it'll soon be forgotten. The person you borrowed a pen from, give it back. Don't let cheap words get you down honey especially since they don't define you. Chin up ❤

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:28

It doesn’t matter what “all” of your friends say, the graffiti was written by “one” of your enemies.

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Gofuckyourself 24

Tuesday 12 February 2019 15:36

Some people are super petty. Trust me, it'll sting now but it'll soon be forgotten. The person you borrowed a pen from, give it back. Don't let cheap words get you down honey especially since they don't define you. Chin up ❤

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:28

It doesn’t matter what “all” of your friends say, the graffiti was written by “one” of your enemies.

ojosRojos 28

Tuesday 12 February 2019 16:52

Aww I’m sorry. Definitely tell your teacher!! I’m a teacher myself, and it’s part of our job to help students in situations like that. You are NOT a bitch and don’t deserve to be called that. I hope they figure it all out soon.

Ritu Thomas 5

Friday 15 March 2019 3:35

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