By xnj319 - 12/03/2009 14:29 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML
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xnj319 2

There aren't enough words allotted to tell a complete story... My sinuses are ****** in the morning, I can't smell anything until I go blow my nose. It was the neighbour's house across the street, which I can't see from my bedroom. And no, I heard no sirens. I live in a bad neighbourhood and have gotten used to sirens all night long, to the point where they no longer wake me.

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generalsmith2 0

why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.

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AlmostThere_fml 0

lololololol Damn, people are really critical here. When you're half asleep it's like you're a different person. You have distorted judgment.

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pinkfrenchrose 5

Today, the dear house I grew up in burned down. Then my jackass neighbor stuck his head out the window and told us to shut up. FML

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your_life_sucks 0

wait...how the hell did you not notice that your neighbors house was burning??

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member0987654321 0

i don't think your life is ******, i think your neighbor's life is definitely ******.

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xnj319 2

It was a crackhouse... there was no family inside. Turns out the fire was deliberately set. I ran into a neighbour out on the street yesterday who told me he watched the firetrucks pull up with lights but no sirens, which is how I didn't get woken up by it.

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215statechamp 0

**** your neighbors life

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michaelsgirl 0

I think I can relate to that sleepy confusion. One morning my cousin tried to get me up and it was 4:00 AM. She said, "I think a hobo started a fire in the yard." I figured if a hobo was watching it at least the fire was contained. I rolled over and went to back to sleep. (but yeah, it was actually the neigbor's yard, they were having a bonfire) So I don't blame you for gettin' confused.

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lastminuteperm 0

Yes, because the world revolves around you, they would stop. Why the hell would they stop just because a hungover bitch who was tired because she was working for a whole 20 minutes as a hostess at a slow diner told them to?

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Shyman4ever 0

You didn't hear the fire trucks, you didn't smell the fire, you didn't see the fire. This can be a major failure or epic bullshit.

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