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By ChelseaAnn08 - 03/05/2009 17:43

Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I stepped down, I slipped. It had been raining for the past 2 days so I figured I had stepped in mud. I looked at my shoe and saw it wasn't mud, so I looked behind me to see what I had stepped in. I stepped in dead squirrel. FML

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wellesleybanana 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:40

That is soooo disgusting. I once was walking barefoot and stepped on a slug and it went between my toes... but your story is so much worse. Did you throw away the shoes? I would. After vomiting.

tick_tock 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:33

Poor squirrel =[

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wantmenot 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:06

lol eww

jorygirly 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:07

loverly. thats why you shouldnt do stupid things. oh and FIRST COMMENT.

sixtyniine 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:08

wow! at least it wasnt half alive :)

yanarach 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

ooooohhhhhh eewwwww eeeeew Yuck, Gag ... I have no words. That's sick.

Atreyu_Love 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

Dirts.

creeptastical 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

Oh lord that's disgusting. I'm sorry.

MaiLouIsLegend 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:14

Hahah aww there's nothin better than steppin on a dead carcass...

funplex 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:15

Hahaha, ew. I usually walk between the frat houses to get to class, and for about two months there was a dead crow laying in the walk path, and none of the lawn maintenance guys had enough decency to dispose of it.

kahaari 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:17

ooh. thats pretty icky. lol. hopefully it doesnt happen again??

fatfaceunited 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:20

or did you step on a live squirrel and now its dead?

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