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By Anonymous - 05/07/2016 18:11 - United States - Carroll

Today, I was walking home from school. When I was halfway home, it started to drizzle, and within seconds it was a downpour. I had forgotten my umbrella, so I had to keep walking. I stepped through the door, absolutely soaked, and the rain stopped within seconds. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 7 July 2016 16:34

You've clearly angered some sort of rain god. Pisser for you, but on the plus-side you could make a fortune standing in a parched field somewhere.

musiclover1316 19

Wednesday 6 July 2016 22:32

I've had that happen to me. Sucks.

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musiclover1316 19

Wednesday 6 July 2016 22:32

I've had that happen to me. Sucks.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 7 July 2016 16:34

You've clearly angered some sort of rain god. Pisser for you, but on the plus-side you could make a fortune standing in a parched field somewhere.

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