Miscellaneous: Today, I was told by my school that I have to go to court for...

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By JusTheo - 24/02/2016 05:40 - United States - Winona

Today, I was told by my school that I have to go to court for truancy, it normally would be my fault except the fact that I was in a coma for 2 months and they didn't accept my doctors note as "legitimate". FML.

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