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By adalia - 19/07/2009 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

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By Nope - 26/06/2015 21:46 - United States - Healdsburg

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By cdaniel2 - 12/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

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By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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dawnie1001 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:44

Rape is not about sexual gratification, but power and degradation. Attractiveness has nothing to do with it.

Suckerslap 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:31

At least your brother stood up for you?

Comments

Sipos 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:12

"Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture" - in itself a FML

claire_n 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:53

wow. rapists really don't care about how attractive a woman is. they're just disgusting little perverts who have problems. ANY woman could get raped. it's not at all a question of looks. it's also not something that people should joke about.

andrewms 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:36

No trying to be a dick here, but assuming he's saying your ugly, and considering that ugly chicks are usually slutty/easy since nobody usually wants them - then the sex would be consentual, therefore rape could not happen...

Quest_ 13

Monday 20 July 2009 11:15

This is why we can't have nice things. Get the **** off my Internet, misogynist.

pinkdumbledore 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:22

you dont have 2 try

noni_mus 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:24

So...the OP got lectured by her dad and teased by her brother....Wow, like that never happens to anyone. Must be really bad for it to be considered an FML

tpag3r 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:57

personally i would say the exact same thing, hes your brother hes supposed to say stuff like that it comes naturally.... and who knows he might have actually been trying to help but tht was the only way he could think to do it

janeasutengirl 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:16

I think your brother was coming to your defense in a way he thought your dad would understadn. He was tryin to speak your father's language if you will. Alhough for the record, rape is about power, not sexual satisfaction or getting with a hot girl. Plenty of ugly people get raped.

MatthewAllMighty 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:23

That's not really an FML, considering I say that kinda stuff to my sister all the time.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:27

i think he was thinking of girls rapists want as the kind of "loose" and girls that they can lure into an ally or something, i think hes trying to say your not a gullible ****.

CFR 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:32

Oh come on! It's not like girls/women ASK to be raped. I already made a comment on this FML but I *really* have to disagree with you. "Oh please Mr. EvilScaryStrangerWhoFollowedMeHome, rape me. RAPE ME! I'm a gullible ****." Yeah, no.