Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
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Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML
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cutebebe778 0
And that's when guy should've asserted in something like, "I guess this is the price I have to pay for getting my looks from you."
xChrista1xx 0
haha, ouch.
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Comments (113)
mattmag 0
So this shows that you're not only ugly, but you have a poor sense of humor and can't laugh at yourself. I hope you're rich or something, because otherwise you're screwed.
crazysk8guy 0
its ok ur mom is just a bitch, im sure ur not ugly
Antoyal 3
OP, you should be happy for your friends instead of disappointed! Think of all the boyfriends you can steal now.
gingerbread_fml 0
aw, all these posts about parents telling their children how unattractive they are make me sad. your mom should believe you're beautiful no matter what you look like. (i don't know, that's just my opinion.)
lmmmr 0
Wrong FML fail lawl.
lmmmr 0
That would be because obesity is self-imposed and perfectly correctable. Bad genes are bad genes.
sallay 0
exactly, i'd rather be a few pounds overweight than uggs. you can lose weight but ugliness is really hard to cover-up :/ and FTR im not fat im simply pointing out an observation, because i know someones gonna pull that card...
atnikolov85 0
dude, she's clearly in high school. that's a period when just laughing such things off does not come so easy.
souldrifter 0
Being in a romantic relationship isn't the end all be all of life. Too bad your mother is insensitive and narrow minded, and too bad for you for listening to her.
I_Am_The_Edge 4
YLIF. But the "ugly" FMLs are getting old.
sallay 0
hmmm, i find it strange how every is like "its okay, your not ugly you'll find someone, wear makeup etc..." yet if there is an FML about someone being called fat, oh then your a total fatass put down the fork etc... interesting...
naja_12168 3
Awwww, that's sad. FYL.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
=O He's my friend too!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Alcohol is your friend