Stare back to make them feel equally as awkward

No smell, No evidence

you should just stay home. you're wasting everybody's time by showing up acting that way.

It really sucks when you make a fart noise when, say, moving your chair or something, then everyone stares at you while you frantically try to recreate the noise so they don't think you farted. An awesome moment is when you actually fart, everyone looks at you, and then you can make a noise that sounds like farts so they think you did that and made the noise. It only works if the fart in question is Loud and Harmless.

This made my day! I did the exact same thing on my first day of 3rd grade and I still remember every second of it. I am now 22 years old. You will never forget those moments. Lmao

Instead of making funny faces you could draw something. It could save you some embarrassment.

Own it, OP. Be like, "Yeah, that was me!!" Then what? Now they're the ones who feel awkward, that's what.

haha, I wish you have it on video....

Sexy

Did anyone else besides me try making a fish face with a fart noise?

Hi! Op here, I've been a loyal fml user for 4 years now and I can't believe this got posted! Let me just clear some things up: The lecture was part of my summer camp - not college. I'm 16. I wasn't taking notes because it was summer camp. I wish I pretended it wasn't me, but I was so in shock I couldn't think straight!! Even the lecturer stared at me My friends where there and laughed hysterically, and I quickly explained what happened. I am capable of laughing at myself, so it wasn't that bad. as for all the fish puns- keep um coming!!

"A fish-faces"