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By Anonymous - 12/07/2016 23:29 - United States - Jackson

Today, I was scrubbing the filtration system on my aquatic turtle tank. Somehow a mix of cleaning solution, turtle waste and slime managed to splash under the edge of my glasses and land in my eye. My eye won't stop stinging. FML

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RosaMaravillosa 10

Wednesday 13 July 2016 11:23

go to the hospital!

will968 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:19

I hope you washed your eye

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will968 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:19

I hope you washed your eye

RosaMaravillosa 10

Wednesday 13 July 2016 11:23

go to the hospital!

WolfAvenge 22

Thursday 14 July 2016 1:00

As a fellow glasses wearer I firmly believe glasses somehow attract more things to land in your eyes. Once I was walking with a friend through a small dust storm; I got a desert full of dust in my eyes while my friend was perfectly fine and even pointed out the irony.

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