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By idiot2.0 - 19/01/2016 06:34 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was running and I tripped on air in the middle of town and now my entire knees and forearms have road rash and won't stop bleeding. I had to run back to my hotel but I can't bend my legs so I was running around like a penguin, covered in blood. No one tried to help me. FML

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