By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States

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Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
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jpshotstar 0

Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.

Top comments

It's not the size of the boat that counts, it's the motion of the ocean.

Failercoptor 0

there isn't anything men can do about the size of their penis, so women should stop complaining.

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JOEYPIZAZ 0

Have sex with her mouth, that will set her straight.

Oh come on.... once again.... #1,#2, #4...etc. give it a break... girls DO care about the size of their mans penis...just learn to deal with it... if you want to do something about it... invest some time into making your penis bigger.... sheesh...

Guys always complain about girls' boobs or butt being too small/too big, why can't we complain about their dicks?

because boobs and butts look better then dicks! DUH ( . ) ( . ) > 8==3~~~~ ( Y )

revanche 2

u can't get a dick implant that's y

because we can't get dick implants and u can with boobs

I have to say that there are some guys/girls that want smaller or average sized dicks. Not everyone is a size queen.

I told my boyfriend his dick was the perfect size and shape, and I really meant it! Sometimes girls really are honest! Don't worry too much, she might be telling the truth too!

greatnt249 0

#12, how would you suggest going about making one's penis bigger? It's not really something you can do without surgery. My suggestion to all you size queens is to actually teach your man what you want him to do instead of expecting him to be psychic or huge.

Damn. No wonder my GF got pissed when I said her penis was the perfect size.

@ #12 It's true it's not fully about the penis size. Studies have shown most women don't care about dick size as long as they know how to use fingers, mouth or toys. The only time it's a problem is when you have micropenis or whatever (fully hard it's only like 2-3" long). If you have that problem you better enroll in some *********** classes. Also, #12, there has been points where it's too big. Guys have preferences on boobs and butts and the same goes for women. But if it truly comes down to dick size then they are shallow and vain. I'm not huge by any stretch of the imagination but I'm not small either. I think a lot of this "too small crap" is everyone watching pornos. If they want a 12" dong then get them a toy or tell them to go into ****. Plus if you can get her to ****** I guarantee you this that she won't carry what size it is. Don't worry about it because there is nothing u can do to make your dick bigger unlike #12 wants u to believe. The only thing so far is some surgery where they cut some muscle strips in your sac to make your flaccid penis look bigger (heard somewhere that the penis actually goes into the body so they are making more of it seen during flaccid state). However, once it's hard, that's all you got.

dude u r awesome u made the comment so long nobody can thumbs up or down. THUMBS UP

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