Health: Today, I was outside using a power sander. I forgot to put on...

By ForSeriousReally - 11/06/2016 17:48 - Canada - Ponoka

Today, I was outside using a power sander. I forgot to put on mosquito repellent and a mosquito started biting me. My only somewhat-free hand was holding the power sander. FML

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ForSeriousReally 17

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:28

It was expensive.

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Wideout40 21

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:24

If you flex hard enough while a mosquito is biting you it will explode

WCARlover 34

Sunday 12 June 2016 15:23

On the bright side, at least the sound of the sander must have masked the annoying little buzz mosquitos make ;D

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sousaphonist 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:10

...what was your other hand doing that the one holding the power sander was the freer of the two?

neobz 9

Sunday 12 June 2016 21:57

POWERSANDERS THEY CURE ITCHYNESS, RASHES AND NOW THEY KILL THOSE PESKY LITTLE MOSQUITOES BUY ONE NOW!

Jared900DUmpling 30

Tuesday 14 June 2016 3:32

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

bigmeechay666 8

Sunday 12 June 2016 23:31

I get bit by at least 100 mosquitos a year, man up.

Noelletakumi 36

Monday 13 June 2016 9:28

Wear spray...you risk West Nile or Zika.

C8H18 33

Monday 13 June 2016 23:50

How is contracting diseases manly?

soulreaper12296 28

Monday 13 June 2016 3:51

And you couldn't just turn sander off and kill it? Besides, you were bitten by a mosquito, not a blackwidow or something like that.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 13 June 2016 16:23

I'm just glad you weren't holding a chain-saw!

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