wouaf
Voiron, France
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
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Enslaved 38
So her bite was worse than her bark?
irish_lad 16
At least she did what she was told. I have bother getting my kids to do what I tell them
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TJStarzZ 8
Sounds like her bark isn't worse than her bite. Haha sorry OP, as a middle brother, this is both cool and facepalm worthy. My brother was a lot like that as a kid too.
Flyndaran 10
Unless the child is under 4 and/or mentally retarded, she knew what she did was wrong. She thought it was funny and a way to avoid responsibility for it being technically in line with what OP said.
iwadasn 33
Little kids often having biting phases. There's nothing unusual about it.
Zarcissa 34
My mom used to tell me to actually bite someone if someone tried to steal her bag anywhere. I never had to, a deathglare kept potential thieves away.
mwali02 32
How old is she?
shadowshalf 8
looks like i found my new body guard
kingJon 7
pro- at least she's got your back!! con- pretty stupid to ask her to bark even if it was meant as a joke.
mottos 13
Your sister knows her place haha
MrZsDad 19
I really hope your parents vaccinate, it would be a shame to have to put her down because of not being up to date on shots.
mylife29 4
Looks like that lady picked a "bone" with the wrong person
hayahh1012 11
haha cute and funny wish that was my sister