Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML
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I posted this FML and just wanted to say that A) I am, in fact, a guy and these are guy friends B) The phone was on the table, not in a pocket. C) one of them literally is my best friend for the past 4 years and D) one of them came over later on that day and we had a long talk about it and mended things up.
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ForestFire0 1
This seems a little too convenient
cj_gurl 0
Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me. Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."
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wasted0087 0
Something like this happened to me... But all I heard was the pants russeling against the phone
slayertack 19
so? doesnt meen they dont like hanging out with you. i Hate lots of things about my friends, but i dont let that get in the way
thedeepthinker 0
Was it along the lines of positive criticism that they wouldn't have the heart to say to your face without being rude?, like "I wish he would stop wearing those silly hats" or "He would look 100x better if he got a haircut." Or was it just brutal stuff like, "stupid ******, lets piss in his car", or "That stupid wanker is such an idiot I don't know why we hang with him, he's a loser with no life."
jesbar95 10
Everyone talks bad about a friend at one point in time. I'm pretty sure you have too. It doesn't mean anything.
wazowski77 0
Send A Pic.
hateevryone 15
Thats when you walk in, bust them out, and walk back out.
GRgoldfish 19
I love my family and they love but I know for a fact that they talk behind my back because IV seen them do it. when I'm in the room they can't help them selves but talk about the most recent things that annoy them because my family ( though I love them dearly and have many great qualities) has some but outstanding fault that annoy the s*** out of us. so maybe just talk to them see if it was from the heart or if there just being dicks. all the best
jrok98 8
If they said you were annoying little b*** I would said, " Hey, some annyoing little b**** called me and called me annoying little *****." Their faces would be priceless!
Vaati_fml 20
If something like this happens again, you should creep them out by reciting the things they said about you.
teddd14beat 13
awwe sorry op!