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Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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MADISAYSYDI 0

That's awesome. No sarcasm. I just laughed for like two minutes.

girlnamedkris 0

Wait. Wtf? Were you high??

hahahahah youree a ******* idiot!!

you life is clearly ******.

blackbear6193 0

this has got to be a follow up post: "Today, i was walking on the sidewalk and everyone was jumping out of my way and screaming at me. Then i realized i was driving. FML" OR "Today, I was playing paintball and kicking ass. No one was even getting close to me. Then i realized i was using a real gun. FML. OR "Today, I was eating a pear. Then i realized it was a grenade. FML"

pure idiocy

I hope you were high or drunk at the time, otherwise I see a lot of FML's in your future!

Hahahahaha

OP, are you retarded?

LOL LOL LOL LOL. Thats actually really funny. Hahha